What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:50
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Moonraker
Dr No
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-”Ah so!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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Live and Let Die
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Goldfinger
A View to a Kill
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
Octopussy
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…